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Welcome to Burgs

Real beef. Unreal everything.

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Burgs?

We’re not just a burger. We’re a movement. A lifestyle. A tactical cult.

We Offer

Ketchup Blaster 7355608

Maximum ultra splash juice. Taste the red. *image for representation purposes and actual product may vary.

Genesis recipe

Forbidden recipe from Area 51.

FAQ (Asked Questions)

Is this real?

Yes, order by calling here: 1

Can I pay in V-Bucks?

Yes, you get a 19% discount.

Do burgers come with ketchup?

Yes, and a limited edition sticker.